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Rule #1 - We at Effort.tv and DeadmanProductions.com have no sexually biased or prejudice intentions with this event. That is why this contest will not be gender specific. If you're a lady with facial hair, let her grow! You're eligible. Also, there is no age limit. Anyone can do this. It's not just US either. Any country or planet. Rule #2 - You must be a paddler of some kind to enter this event. The craft doesn't matter. If you hold a paddle and sit in a boat you are a paddler. You may be a weekend warrior, a pro, a novice or whatever. If you paddle you may compete. Ironically, or moronically rather, no paddling is required to compete. All you have to do is sit around and grow hair. And shave some of it. Rule #3 - ENTRY - No facial hair is allowed at the beginning of the contest. That is, Mustache Growing Starts on April 1st, after you completely shave all facial hair. Again, you must start completely shaven on April 1st. A closeup photograph of your cleanly shaven face must be submitted on April 1st. With your submission we need your name, type of boat you paddle, address and the picture. ENTER on April 1st, email us at curtdavismustache@gmail.com Rule #4 - To maintain an active status in the competition you must shave any hair below your upper lip each Sunday, leaving the moustache, and submit a new photo. REPEAT. EACH SUNDAY A NEW PHOTO MUST BE SUBMITTED TO MAINTAIN ACTIVE COMPETITIVE STATUS. Shaving the stache or failure to submit a new photo constitutes poor form and bad manners and automatically disqualifies you. Crafty photoshoppers will be sniffed out and disqualified as well. We have mustache detectives on the case already. Also, "below your upper lip" means all the way around your head. You can't grow sideburns down over your jaws in an attempt to blend your stache into other facial hair. Stop trying to cheat. Rule #5 - Styling is allowed. You may trim and style your stache to your liking. So, handlebars, muskeeters, ambassadors, executives, walruses, fu man chus and so on are allowed. Hey, you're gonna look like an idiot. Why not style it up. Heck, why not get a mullet while you're at it (stay tuned for the mullet contest). Rule #6 - The contest goes on until you hair farmers wimp out and shave. Longevity is the name of the game. Though, there will be a cutoff date of June 1st. The person who goes to June 1st gets the grand prize, which is not entirely determined yet, but will involve a pink belly, a wedgie and a toilet papered front yard. Rule #7 - If there are numerous competitors with a mustache on the closing date of the competition it will come down to judge's decision. This is where styling will really help you out. Up to that point hair is hair. |
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